Magic! *snort* *snort*

Kinja'd!!! "Justin Young" (jus1029)
07/14/2014 at 13:19 • Filed to: stuck in reverse

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Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > Justin Young
07/14/2014 at 13:22

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Of course 'unicorn' powder.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Justin Young
07/14/2014 at 13:34

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what do they use the blood for?


Kinja'd!!! tromoly > OPPOsaurus WRX
07/14/2014 at 13:41

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Shock fluid, duh. The blood and powder are mixed inside the shocks, this emulsion gives the magical ride and cornering capability.


Kinja'd!!! JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > OPPOsaurus WRX
07/14/2014 at 13:52

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Silly, don't you know that unicorn blood is a key ingredient in the manufacture of LHM (Citroën's liquide hydraulique minéral) ? By cornering the market for unicorn blood, Mercedes was able to extort the Suspension Hydropneumatique patent licensing from Citroën for free well still charging them full rate on wholesale PDUB (pre-drained unicorn blood).